I Always Miss the Good Gang Initiations

Urban yout' #1: There was cake, yo!
Urban yout' #2 (in sobbing yowl): Caaaake?
Urban yout' #1: Nigger, there was cake! There were two cakes up in that shit!
Urban yout' #2: Yo, that is fucked up! (in small, sad voice) Good cake? What kind?
urban yout' #1: Nigger, these were good cakes. You should have gone, yo.
Urban yout' #2: Fuck. Cake.

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