300-pound girl on phone: Girl, you showed your whole booty crack? I know, he's into that kinky downtown shit. –14th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: bastardo Loud upstate girl: I think…doin' any kinda research inta furries? You're in trouble. –Hudson & Houston Overheard by: Harriet Vane Hoochie: I mean, you gonna handcuff me, then handcuff me. But, you know, when I gotta go do my shit, I gotta go. –1st St & 1st Ave Overheard by: stephie Curly-haired girl on cell: I've totally got a cold too! But I've also got bondage tape. And a cell phone activated vibrator. –Ouidad salon Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Suit to another, while having lunch on bench: You put duct tape on her mouth and you do it from behind. –Central Park Guy at table: You know, she's a quality girl, even when I was in handcuffs, I could tell that she was a quality girl. –Carnegie Deli Overheard by: Spazz