Old man in laundry room: I saw a young man the other day put about 8 Levi's in this little machine, here. They came out with soap all over them because he didn't give them enough room. I turned to him and said, "young man, you need your mother." –25th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Adam and AMC Old man, yelling at a passing ambulance with blaring sirens: Oh, shut the fuck up. Goddamnit! –Broadway & Washington Place Little old lady, passing a steep cellar: Wow. I wouldn't want to be drunk going down those stairs. –Broome Street b/w Allen & Eldridge Overheard by: always take the elevator Little old lady to physical therapist: Can I Facebook friend you? –Parkside Physical Therapy, 100th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Old Greek man to another: Ya gotta use ya mind, ya money, and ya mouth. Mmm. The three Ms. –Ditmars Overheard by: ashley Old lady with walker to nurse: I just love fresh air and a cigarette. –5th & B Overheard by: Adam Glaser Older man to waiter: You didn't tell me that soup wasn't included. I can't believe you're charging someone of my generation for soup. I shouldn't have to pay for just water, chicken, and rice. Some of us here are on a fixed income. (to neighboring table) You be careful! Your bill's going to come to $30! (pays at register) You should have told me. Now I hope you're happy that tomorrow an old man won't be able to afford his medicine. –New Wave Cafe, 79th & Broadway Overheard by: EthanK