Man exiting subway: No, thanks, I've had enough urine in my nose today. –14th St & 8th Ave Guy, infatuated with female friend: If I had a pool I'd let you pee in it. –LIRR Overheard by: Chadwick Sturdy guy to chubby girls: We're men! We pee in the park! –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: mmhmmm Mad boyfriend beside girlfriend: No! No! No! I know how you are! I know how they are! All you have to do is pee and… –Steinway St. Overheard by: Dustin Loud girl: Ugh, I wish I had a penis so I could pee on all ya asses. –Edward R. Murrow High School, Brooklyn Overheard by: Amused Freshman Little boy to brother: I have all the power! Do not make me pee-pee on you again! –Throop & Pulaski Overheard by: Melissa Kairuz