A Chain Of Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on phone: Yeah, I'm here. But I think I passed through the ghetto on the way. Yeah, it was definitely the ghetto. How do I know? It was really obvious: because I saw a sizzler and all the buildings looked the same!

--Penn Station

20-something girl, watching street protest: They better not have closed Popeyes for this.

--M Bus

Overheard by: BHM

Tiny white girl: I just want to go into Applebee's and punch everyone in the face.

--Times Square

Overheard by: that would pass the time...

Girl on cell: Look mom, there's a Jamba Juice. That place is like famous.

--Herald Square

Slob tourist chick to fat husband: I hate my life! Ooooh, Olive Garden!

--Times Square

Overheard by: BarcLeh