Girl on phone: Yeah, I'm here. But I think I passed through the ghetto on the way. Yeah, it was definitely the ghetto. How do I know? It was really obvious: because I saw a sizzler and all the buildings looked the same! –Penn Station 20-something girl, watching street protest: They better not have closed Popeyes for this. –M Bus Overheard by: BHM Tiny white girl: I just want to go into Applebee's and punch everyone in the face. –Times Square Overheard by: that would pass the time… Girl on cell: Look mom, there's a Jamba Juice. That place is like famous. –Herald Square Slob tourist chick to fat husband: I hate my life! Ooooh, Olive Garden! –Times Square Overheard by: BarcLeh