Girl to friend: You mean the labia? No, that's a vagina part. –13th & Ave B Overheard by: Caroline Woman to friend, in line for bathroom: I'm taking that medication that makes it really dry, again. –Ethel Barrymore Theater Overheard by: Crumb Doughnut Cornelius, crazy hobo: Yo' pussy looks betta' than yo' face! –Madison Square Park Overheard by: Lily London & China Rose Monotone suit on cell: That pussy better be ready by the time I get home. –Houston & Broadway Girl on cell waiting for Port Jefferson train: Okay, be serious for a second, how do you know if you're allergic to latex, though? Really, cause dead honest, it's a puffed mushroom right now. I don't know what to do. Should I go see someone, do you think Henry would notice? Really, what if I turn off the lights? –Penn Station Overheard by: Chester