Chick on cell: The well of his fuckwaddery springs eternal. –Columbia University Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Columbia student: Fuck. Fucking titties! What the fuck? Fucking titties, this is some goddamn bullshit! I really want a snack. –110th & Broadway Guy to girl: Are you serious? I'm not fucking creepy, okay? I'm not fucking creepy. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: NYU girl Man on bicycle, yelling at car: Fuck you! Yeah, use your fucking blinkers, you fuckstick! –10th & Broadway Overheard by: Helene and Alice Guy on cell, in monotone with no pauses: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I need you, I need you, I need you, bitch. (hangs up) –M4 Bus