Hipster kid: I should just stop wearing underwear altogether. –Loews Cinema, 84th St Hipster girl on cell: Is it "i before e" or "e before i"? "E before i," right? I knew it was "i before e"! –11th & Ave A Overheard by: Jerome Drunk hipster girl to boyfriend: I can't afford to buy drugs, I have to buy lunch on Wednesday. –A Train Overheard by: Jesse Jack Angry hipster girl: Why are there so many ATMs everywhere?! –6th St & Bedford Ave Overheard by: Cash Money Hipster girl, commenting on painting to friend: God, you see diamonds everywhere now. They're like the new antlers. –Bushwick Art Loft