Fat girl at bar: Be hot, be educated, bend me over. That's all I want. –Kenny's Castaways Overheard by: Richard Conductor (bitchily): Ladies and gentlemen, if you think the car you are in is too hot, feel free to get up and move! –NJ Transit, Penn Station Teenage girl to friend: Yeah, right, like, "Hi, I took the school bus with you in elementary school. Now you're really hot." (both laugh) –Hunter College High School Overheard by: Rosebud Man on phone: Hey man, she was hot. But listen, don't tell her I have a girlfriend, okay? –5th Ave & 10th St Overheard by: i'm going to break it to her gently Teenage girl on cell: Yes, I know you're not supposed to take pills from people you don't know, but he was so hot! And then I think I had sex with him. –Chinatown Bus Station Overheard by: Emily