Your Editors Have Warned You About This

Guy in stall, as Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" begins to play: Hello? Yeah, what's up? Nothing, just takin' a dump. Taking a dump. Okay, I'll call you later.
Guy in next stall: Fuckin' Coldplay? How gay are you?
Guy in stall: Fuck you, dude!

--TGI Friday's, 5th Ave