What? I Was at Berkeley in the 70's

Boyfriend: What do they got, babe?
Girlfriend: Um, sandwiches, baked ziti, tossed salad...
Boyfriend: Aaaaw yeeeah. Tooossed saalaad.
Girlfriend: Alex...
Older 50-something: What, what's so funny? What?
Boyfriend: Um...yeah, no. Nothing, I was just being stupid.
(girlfriend giggles)
Older 50-something: What?
(boyfriend whispers in 50-something's ear and she looks confused for a second)
Older aunt: Oh. You mean a rim job.

--Outdoor Cafe, 1st & 7th