Girl to guy: And then he cheated on me with his male and female cousin. –9th & 21st, Chelsea Guy on phone: You should tell him next time he should keep his dick in his sister. –72nd & Central Park West Guido, getting his hair cut, in a thick Staten Island accent: Show me where it says in the Holy Bible that you can't bang your stepsister. –Staten Island Barber Shop Overheard by: Snewsboy Dude on cell: Bitch, I don't care how much you give me, your ass just ain't worth it. (pause) Plus, I can just get it for free from my sister. –Coffee Shop, Hell's Kitchen Overheard by: really hope he didn't mean what i thought… Girl to mother, after game: I'd rather go down on my sister than take the d train to Times Square right now. –Old Yankee Stadium Overheard by: datura0001