Woman to friend: Childbirth is just really bad menstrual cramps, that's all! –Varick St Overheard by: Cool Breeze Woman to toddler: Put the rest of the money back in the tampon box. –14th St Subway Station Overheard by: alex Girl crossing street to friend: And then I had my period for a month! –Houston & Broadway Overheard by: Wondering what kind of birth control she's on 30-something woman on cell: He said he didn't care, and pulled the tampon out of me. –Bedford Ave & N 8th St Overheard by: tamphex twin Girl to guy: I thought I smelled alcohol, but it was just my menstruation. –N Train