Peanut, Pinenut, Ground Nut, Wednesday One-Liner Nut...

Ghetto girl: Hmm, I know what a peanut is, but what a walnut is?

--147th & Broadway

Man on cell: It's quite possible that my left nut is bigger than my right nut.

--82nd & Broadway

Girlfriend to boyfriend: So that's why Yoda sounds like busting a nut!

--Ave A & 6th St

Guy to friend: I've been bitten in the nuts by two different Scottish Terriers.

--7th Ave b/w 24th & 25th

Overheard by: Carmen

Guy on cell: I'm just like an anorexic. Every time they look in the mirror, they think "I'm not skinny enough," but I look in the mirror and think "these pants aren't tight enough," even though everyone tells me they can see my nuts.

--L Train