Ghetto girl: Hmm, I know what a peanut is, but what a walnut is? –147th & Broadway Man on cell: It's quite possible that my left nut is bigger than my right nut. –82nd & Broadway Girlfriend to boyfriend: So that's why Yoda sounds like busting a nut! –Ave A & 6th St Guy to friend: I've been bitten in the nuts by two different Scottish Terriers. –7th Ave b/w 24th & 25th Overheard by: Carmen Guy on cell: I'm just like an anorexic. Every time they look in the mirror, they think "I'm not skinny enough," but I look in the mirror and think "these pants aren't tight enough," even though everyone tells me they can see my nuts. –L Train