Suit on Bluetooth headset: You just lie on the ground and squeal like a pig! –Bryant Park Overheard by: Justin Chick on cell: A theatrical fashion show of people in assless pleather chaps and pig masks… –W 26th St b/w 7th & 8th Overheard by: Ladle Hipster chick: I love bulldogs; they're like little alien piglets. –9th St & 2nd Ave Sorority girl, walking dog, to friend: Didn't you have a pig you could squeeze and make poop come out? –113th St b/w Broadway & Amsterdam Overheard by: Ladle Professor: Your mother is a pigfucker. Now, I hope you don't all go home and cry because I said that. –Brooklyn College