Portrait of the Life-Coach As a Young Boy

Weary mom with two kids: I'm afraid today is almost too much for mommy.
Toddler: Why?
Weary mom: Because we have to get Sylvia (motions to stroller) home before she falls asleep, and we're pushing our luck.
Toddler: We can do it.
Weary mom, sighing: I admire your spirit.
Toddler: What's "spirit"?
Weary mom: It means your attitude. Your confidence.
Toddler, with renewed energy: We can do it!

--Railway Station Platform

Overheard by: Rich Mintz