I'm Beginning to Regret Abducting Them from That Playground in the First Place

Husband (about kids): I can't take them any more.
Wife: We were just as bad.
Husband: I was never bad. I was always good.
Wife: I was bad. I was a horror.
Husband: Then you deserve them!

--Central Park, Near Delacorte Theater

Overheard by: Lisa B.