Cop on cell: Yeah, Adam just called. Are there bodies there? –Outside Times Square Police Station Overheard by: leah Police officer on crowd control duty: If you was special, you'd get on the sidewalk. If you was my family, you'd get on the sidewalk. –45th & Broadway Overheard by: Claire Little boy to mother, after policeman walks by: Mom, it's the five-o! –38th St, Astoria Man: Yo, I was so twisted last night. I was in the cop car and he was like, "no drinking in the cop car!" –Lexington & 75th Overheard by: wb Cop to victim: So the doors and windows were locked,no sign of forced entry…and you're sure that your panty drawer was rifled through and unknown items are missing? –Bensonhurst