Woman: In Central Park right now, the Mormons are in full bloom! –Bandshell, Central Park Overheard by: Mojosaves Chick to boyfriend: I could really use some Viagra, maybe I can get some from my grandpa. (pause) Wait, never mind, he's Mormon. –17th St & 5th Ave Girl: What do the Mormons have against gay people? Is it because the gays dress better? I mean, Mormons only like to wear white shirts and black pants. –Uptown A Train Deliriously drunk woman: I was Mormon! –Times Square