Well-dressed black girl to well-groomed black standard poodle with owner: Oh, look at your nice hair! You work it girl! –22nd St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Tigertail Middle-age woman to overgroomed poodle, as it takes a dump in the middle of the sidewalk: Ohhhhh! Charlie, that's looking a bit creamy! Yum, yum! (pause as the dog sniffs his mess) No, don't eat it! –14th St & University Place Overheard by: Bee Crazy hobo in wheelchair, to small dog on leash passing by: Meow. Meow! Meow! –Union Square Large black man to his shaggy dog: Just because it's there doesn't mean you can pee on it. That's a nice bike! –9th St & 50th St Overheard by: EmGusk Man trying to control his barking dog: No! No anxiety! Bad dog! No anxiety! –St. Mark's & Ave A Overheard by: french bulldog with narcissism