Once I Tried Jacking Off Before the Pizza and It Totally Threw Off My Chi

Girl, saying goodbye: So what are we all doing after this?
Guy: Well, I'm going to do what I normally do--go home alone, eat a slice of pizza and jack off.

--PATH Train

Overheard by: Maria

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