Officer to old lady: Hey, don't leave you bag on the floor, there are terrorist everywhere. –45th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: StriderNo9 Suit on cell: So you're gonna vote for a Muslim and a terrorist? –MoMA Hipster to friend: Yeah, terrorists totally love Bush. –46th and 9th Overheard by: choosing not to capitalize the B Tourist: Are you guys terrorists? –Rally for Gaza, 42nd & 7th Overheard by: ooga booga Loud black queer teen: But his best joke was like "What do you call people who hate ketchup?" (no response) "Al-Qaeda!" (bursts out laughing) Get it? It's funny because they don't have ketchup in Iraq! –1 Train Overheard by: Ketchup lover