Girl swimming in the Hudson River: I'm afraid if I take a pee, I'll get a venereal disease! –Hudson River & 26th St Overheard by: Nellie (student #1 loudly hacks up a lung, while everyone else turns around in horror)
Student #2: Whoa, what do you have, chlamydia or something? –11th Grade English Classroom, Bushwick Overheard by: The Teacher Angry drunk man to bemused drunk woman: I don't wanna fuck you, okay? I'm just saying I don't have genital warts! –Ave A & Houston Groaning guy on corner: I really don't want crabs… –53rd & 6th 20-something woman: Everybody has issues. They're like herpes one. –St. Mark's Overheard by: Ursula & Winifred