Puerto Rican guy to another: Out of all the continents, Staten Island is the craziest. –Spring St b/w Mott & Elizabeth Overheard by: Jack D Girl to guy: I can't wait to be a Staten Islander. –28th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Jennifer Suit on cell: I take the Staten Island ferry because it's like a free cruise. –60th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Mike Ferry announcer: Please follow the signs posted for your assistance, and please see uniformed crew men in case of emergency. Thank you for riding the Staten Island ferry. Have a nice life! –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: Steven Professor: So is anyone here from Staten Island? (no reply) Good! –NYU