Wednesday Would Hit These One-Liners in a Heartbeat

Random guy to everyone nearby: Yes, you are sexier than Conor Oberst--all of you.

--McCarren Park

Overheard by: Chris K

Beer guy: I got sexy beer for sexy people! Beer so cold it talks back to you! If you don't drink beer, you die!

--Brighton Beach

Overheard by: Damn, I'd better by a beer...

Little boy in preppy school uniform to Asian teenage girl: Mmmmmmm...I like sexy girls. I like them a loooot. (takes out imaginary cell phone) Mmmm, mmhmm...I'd like that. Ohhh.

--M1 Bus

Hobo to guy carrying mirror: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sssssexiest of 'em all?

--13th & 5th

Freshman to group of friends: Yo, when Jack* first got his hair cut it looked mad weird, but now it looks mad sexy, no homo. It kind of looks like the Jonas Brothers.

--Bard High School Early College

Columbia girl: She was sexy, but she shouldn't have done that. That's so Adam Smith.

--1 train

Overheard by: EthanK