Random guy to everyone nearby: Yes, you are sexier than Conor Oberst–all of you. –McCarren Park Overheard by: Chris K Beer guy: I got sexy beer for sexy people! Beer so cold it talks back to you! If you don't drink beer, you die! –Brighton Beach Overheard by: Damn, I'd better by a beer… Little boy in preppy school uniform to Asian teenage girl: Mmmmmmm…I like sexy girls. I like them a loooot. (takes out imaginary cell phone) Mmmm, mmhmm…I'd like that. Ohhh. –M1 Bus Hobo to guy carrying mirror: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sssssexiest of 'em all? –13th & 5th Freshman to group of friends: Yo, when Jack* first got his hair cut it looked mad weird, but now it looks mad sexy, no homo. It kind of looks like the Jonas Brothers. –Bard High School Early College Columbia girl: She was sexy, but she shouldn't have done that. That's so Adam Smith. –1 train Overheard by: EthanK