As in "Puttin' On the Fritz"?

Hipster chick #1: Yeah, my cell phone was on the...uh...skitz?
Hipster chick #2: "Skitz"?
Hipster chick #1: Maybe not. "Skitz" is like the streaks left in the toilet after you take a shit.
Hipster chick #2: You meant "on the Fritz"

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: The Katie