Many People Are Simply Incapable Of Political Discussion

Hipster guy, finishing a story: And so I said "suck on that, commie!"
Hipster girl: Wait, what?
Hipster guy: By "commie", I mean "communist." And by "suck on that," I mean my cock.
Hipster girl, disappointed: Oh.
Gay hipster guy: I get it! But, I mean, what about the chafing?

--Q Train

Overheard by: Alexx