Large bald man on Bluetooth: He got a fuckin' boo boo, that's all! –Gramercy Suit on cell: So, I haven't been electrocuted…yet. –L Train Elderly woman: I regret that she broke her arm. I do not regret pushing her down the stairs. –E Train Overheard by: Pat Little boy: I hope the boo-boo goes away soon! My staple won't hold that long! –23rd & Park Ave Overheard by: Say what? Guy on train to friend: Hey, would you still date a girl if she was in an industrial accident and had to wear a Darth Vader suit forever? –6 Train