Woman on cell: That's why I moved to Brooklyn: I hate people! –Carrol Gardens Overheard by: Smegma Man on cell: No, no, no! You go to Brooklyn and suck that sweet white dick for free! –35th & 8th Brooklyn guy to date: I would walk all over Brooklyn for you! I would even walk all over Queens for you, you're so sweet! –Tonio's Restaurant, 7th & 8th, Park Slope Overheard by: D-Law Train conductor: Because of a sick passenger at Clark Street, some of us may not be making it to Brooklyn…I'll let you know. –Downtown 3 Train Overheard by: D-Law Conductor: This is York Street, the first stop in beautiful Brooklyn…yay! –F Train