Opera director, after tech sticks a wire hanger under the thermostat box to turn up the heat: Well, someone just got an abortion! (everyone stares) Okay, enough of that. Back to work! Ha! Ha! Ha! –Brooklyn Music School Comedy club promoter: Cheaper than a Chinese abortion! –Times Square Overheard by: Mickey Bar customer to bartender: You're only 22? I have an aborted fetus that's older than you! –110th & Amsterdam Man selling tickets: Help me pay for my girlfriend's abortion by coming to the comedy club! –Times Square Man to very pregnant friend he has not seen for a while: Karen! Oh my god, how are you? I thought you had gotten an abortion. –D Train Overheard by: blistexaddict