Suit on cell: I've already had a blow job tonight so I don't really care what happens. –7th St & Ave A Overheard by: Karmenlara Seidman Lady suit to other: What about 1994? I haven't sucked cock or watched ice hockey since 1994! –Lion's Head, 109th & Amsterdam Overheard by: A great man Toothless thug: And now she wants an award for sucking my dick. –7th Ave & 16th St Overheard by: mattamore Guy on cell: Look, I'm about to get on the train and lose signal so I'll sum up my argument: until I can pull out my dick and get a blowjob from any woman I want, my grudge against feminists stands. No, I don't care if it doesn't make sense. Fuck you, I'm getting on the train! –Penn Station Old woman to husband: Now isn't she the girl who gave him head in the Port Authority bathroom? –Bench, Washington Square Park Overheard by: Horrified Girl to two hipster friends with yoga mats: Oh my god, he had to stop me while I was sucking on his dick just to tell me he likes me. Like why? Ew, why would he bother? –Avenue B & 13th