20-something guy on cell: In the eight-minute cab ride it went from her telling him he was wearing a cheap coat to her licking his face! –Sheep Meadow, Central Park Overheard by: Robert Conductor: We are not moving because of a switch problem at 125th. If you are in a hurry, there are taxis upstairs. –Uptown D Train Overheard by: Wes 30-something man in Santa suit on cell: Where the fuck is my fucking taxi, bitch? –Lafayette & Spring Cop pulling over a cabbie: Why did you honk? Where did you see danger? Where did you see danger? Besides behind your own wheel… –Times Square Woman cut off by cab while crossing the street: Oh my god! I'm getting cab-fucked left and right! –Broadway & Spring Overheard by: Marc