Like They Did With The Da Vinci Code?

Drunk girl at a party #1 (in a high-pitched "baby Jesus" voice): I want frankincense now! I want frankincense and myrrh right now! Why mama put me in the hay? I wanna bed! Why my momma can't have no house! I want frankincense!
Drunk girl at a party #2: The Catholic church is going to kick you in the face!

--Astoria