All You Need Is Wednesday One-Liner

Announcer guy: Hey girl, I love your face. And Charmin loves the other end!

--Charmin NYC Restrooms, Times Square

Overheard by: Nathan

Drunk boyfriend: Thanksgiving is over, and so is our love!

--Grand & Leonard, Williamsburg

Overheard by: fanny

Subway busker, about next song: This is not a love song. The reason that this is not a love song is because I don't like her anymore.

--Time Square

Philosophy professor on last day of class: If you love something, set it free. And if it flies away, run after it and kill it.

--City College

Overheard by: Dan Lurie

20-something guy to friend sharing iPod with him: I would do anything to live there...I would pretend to be in love.

--Downtown 6 Train

Overheard by: dallas

Woman on cell: I will skin and tar you. (pause) Oh, I love you!

--W Broadway & W 3rd St