Announcer guy: Hey girl, I love your face. And Charmin loves the other end! –Charmin NYC Restrooms, Times Square Overheard by: Nathan Drunk boyfriend: Thanksgiving is over, and so is our love! –Grand & Leonard, Williamsburg Overheard by: fanny Subway busker, about next song: This is not a love song. The reason that this is not a love song is because I don't like her anymore. –Time Square Philosophy professor on last day of class: If you love something, set it free. And if it flies away, run after it and kill it. –City College Overheard by: Dan Lurie 20-something guy to friend sharing iPod with him: I would do anything to live there…I would pretend to be in love. –Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: dallas Woman on cell: I will skin and tar you. (pause) Oh, I love you! –W Broadway & W 3rd St