Bouncer on phone: I don't care if they is balding, got big guts or little dicks! –Houston & Lafayette Overheard by: chiddox Flaming gay man to lover: You have a small dick that never gets erect, and you are not in my will! –Avenue St John & Kelly Streets, Bronx Overheard by: Li'l Squeaker Hobo: Stop controlling my eyeballs to look at your dick! –Times Square 30-something man: Waaaaait, did they say "dick in cider" or "dick inside her"? –7th St & St. Mark's Overheard by: Juicy High school kid: I wish I had two dicks. (pause) So both of my hands have something to do in class. –Q27 Bus Stop Overheard by: cough.cough.cough Woman on phone: It's not about you, it's about your small dick. –Times Square Girl to friend: So you're going to tutor his dick, right? –University & 10th St