Guy to female friend: There's a guy in the Howard Street festival that ejaculates like 20 feet. –E 3rd St & 1st Ave Guy: The world is my cumrag! –4th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Jordan Bruce Woman on cell: Yeah, it was great. We managed to buy enough sperm for three kids. –32nd & 5th Ave Overheard by: Matt Intoxicated college boy to friend: I don't want to jism on a girl's back…yet. –Times Square Overheard by: watching her back Suit getting off train, turning around and yelling: Was it semen? (waves goodbye) –1 Train Overheard by: hsw