Sassy lady on cell: I tell you, he got the wrong bitch pregnant! –Union Square Overheard by: Stunned! Girl: Ugh, pregnancy would be like, so much worse than gonorrhea. –John Jay Dining Hall, Columbia University Overheard by: jane AT&T employee: Yeah, when I had my daughter I actually didn't have to stay overnight in the hospital. See, usually, after you have the baby, you have to pass the placenta. The doctor actually reached up inside me and just pulled it out, just like that. He told me I was fine to go home after that, so I did. –AT&T Store, Union Square 20-something on cell: But I refused to go down on him…I told him I'm not ready to have a baby. (pause) Of course you can get pregnant by swallowing! Hello? Did you not take sex-ed in high school? –61st St & Lexington Ave Woman on cell: It's such a small opening, and it gets torn apart when you have a kid! –42nd St & Park Ave Overheard by: Weekender 20-something on cell: But I'm tired of always being pregnant. –East Village Overheard by: also tired