Preppy girl to friend: Do you ever shower and shower and still not feel clean? –Broadway b/w 112th & 113th Overheard by: Ladle Young thug to two women: Yo, you make me wanna take a shower. –Penn Station Large bald guy with shopping bag with laundry detergent in it: I got this bag at Foot Locker. Know what I am going to do with it? I am going to put laundry detergent in it. Isn't that a good idea? –1 Train Overheard by: Nathan 20-something guy to another: Dude, there's no way I'm tossing a salad unless I know–with absolute fucking certainty–its been freshly washed. –Washington Square Young woman on cell: And then he physically got in the shower with me…again! –Spring St & Crosby St