Young man to friend: So, about your girlfriend…I think she and I should fuck. –Union Square West & 16th St Street hawker selling datebooks: Wanna cheat on your husband? Plan it out! Get a daily planner, write it in red! –Herald Square Overheard by: MPW Hipster teen girl to friend: Dude, don't worry about it. Whenever I want guys to cheat on their girlfriends with me I always just take off my pants and start singing Afroman. –Mulberry St Chick to friends: Seriously, it's a full-on dating service for married people. (pause) Like, adulterers. –Broadway & Avenue of the Americas Overheard by: Chuckles Guy to another: Have you been cheating a lot? Does she know you're gay? –6 Train Hobo: So would all unhappily married women please step forward? I know there are some unhappily married women out there, and I'm willing to satisfy your needs. (pause) I know you're out there! –Times Square Overheard by: John