Middle aged woman on cell: You will never see your penis again! No more penis! Is that punishment enough for you? –82nd & Columbus Ave Black man to friend: None of them jeans fit, cuz my cock is just too huge, nigga! –Steve & Barrys, Mariners Harbor Staten Island Overheard by: Samantha Sister to brother leaning on her crossed leg: Excuse me, I feel like your pee-pee is resting on my foot. –7 Train Latina to friend: He did everything short of taking out his penis and smacking him with it! –Jerome Ave, the Bronx Chick: Man, I just feel like there are a lot of penises and penis information in my life lately. –Columbia University Overheard by: Meister E. Middle aged man on cell: But does she know about King Dong, the penis pump? –Stuyvesant St, Manhattan