Woman to another: So he had this four foot midget, and he was wearing an Obama mask. –50th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: jellybean Stoned hipster: I'm short, right? So, like, I feel so close to the ground right now. –3rd Ave & 11th Waiter sticking head out of restaurant, to short bald guy: Hey! Are you a little bit of luck? –35th & 10th Guy selling comedy show tickets: Yeah! It's a comedy show! Yes, we've got drunken midgets and everything. No, you can talk to me, I'm not trying to sell you drugs! –Times Square Overheard by: Avigdor from Jericho Frat guy to buddies: Is that the place with the midgets under the bar that take care of you while you drink? –H&M, Broadway-SoHo