Art humanities professor: As you may have learned from the bible or emo music, Jesus was crucified. –Columbia University Overheard by: Molly Moo Suit to another: Wow, there used to be a forest on your head. You look like an Irish Jesus. –Office Building, 8th Ave Overheard by: sitting in my cube with my ears wide open Chick in miniskirt and fishnets: Fuck, it's cold! Jesus forgot to pay his heating bill! –St. Mark's Place & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Amber Star Man to friend as they cross an intersection: Jesus Christ used to walk everywhere, so why can't we? You know whah-I'm-sayin'? –Midtown Overheard by: Ferna Screaming fan girl, watching Robert Patterson sparkling shirtless in the sunlight: He's Jesus! –14th St Regal Cinemas Overheard by: laughing despite herself Asian chick: Does he praise Jesus? Does he drink Scotch? –Dallas BBQ, Chelsea Overheard by: Shringle