Woman to friend: I woke up, and he was fucking my ear! Fucking my ear! Fuck. Ing. My. Ear! –Walker & Canal Overheard by: office peon Girl on cell: So yeah, he just kinda turned to her, handed her some napkins and told her to prepare herself for a good fingering. –New Jersey Transit Girl in school hallway: Nasty little tenth graders having sex in the stairwells… –Bard High School Early College Guy to another: There's only three things people need in this world. Sex. Food. (pause) Yeah, okay, that's it. –125th & Lexington Student #1: (makes elaborate point with with ample hand gesticulation)
Student #2: Oh wow. You just made love to me with words. –113th & Broadway Crazy lady: Santa ain't comin' to Brooklyn! And I'll be drunk tomorrow, don't you ring my bell! (gets off train and leaves bag. 20-something guy gives it to her) Have we had sex before!? We should have sex! I like you! (doors start closing) We should really have sex! –C Train