Except I'd Never Panhandle in a Neighborhood As Dead As Tribeca

Hobo: Listen, man, I'm homeless. Now, I'm not askin' for money or nothin', but...
Extremely well-dressed young man: Hey, me too!
Hobo: What?
Extremely well-dressed young man: Yep! Just moved here from Boston, couch surfing in Tribeca! I feel ya, buddy. God bless!

--42nd & 8th