Columbia freshman: Mwahaha…I love contextual references. –Butler Library, Columbia University Overheard by: not studying… Guy to friends: God, why doesn't Columbia have a freakin' umbrella over it? –Columbia University Overheard by: dripping wet Columbia student to another: I didn't mean to get drunk last night, but I stopped by a liquor store on the way home. –Columbia University Columbia student to friend: Do you want to go frolic in Westside Market? –110th & Broadway Female Columbia student to male Columbia student, smacking him with foam covered bat: Sometimes I feel like we belong in a state school. –Columbia Dorm