Baloo Was So Wearing the Pants in That Relationship

Black-haired girl: Have you ever noticed how Disney characters hardly ever have mothers?
Blonde girl: Yeah, word! Nemo, Cinderella...
Black-haired girl: Jasmine, Belle, Mowgli from The Jungle Book...but then again he didn't have pants either, so I don't think he matters.

--New School, 13th & 2nd